On the evening of September 29, Zombie Walk Detroit will take to the streets of Royal Oak. Don't try to fight them -- join 'em!
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The Detroit area Zombie Walk needs VICTIMS.
If you are interested in being a fresh piece of meat, why... you just let us know.
We need a couple of 'living' to munch on along the way- keep our energy up.
All that's required is for you to mildly fight off the zombies and lose-
You can do that, can't you? Caaaaan't you?
After you're zombified, you'll join the pack. Errr.. herd.
Uhm.. flock. Uhhhh... murder. Yes, that's it! The murder of zombies.
Hey, if crows can have it, so can we.
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